怎样尽量口语化地用英语表达“我今天倒霉透了”这句话？谢谢。

Question

还有这句：“让我先填饱肚子再说！”也想说的通俗化一点，对了，不要粗话啊，谢谢大家。
谢谢大家，不过上面那些答案是不是语气都比较平静？我的意思是说话者当时已经火冒三丈，气儿不打一处来的那种样子。但是又不能用fuck之类的粗话。
麻烦各位，工作需要用，没办法。

Answer 1

非常支持sage的 Today is not my day 以及mjm的 Let me feed myself first.

以外，一天倒霉郁闷还可以说 I got up from the wrong side of the bed today.

另一句可以说： Let me fill my stomach first.

Answer 2

I had a rotten day today.
Let me feed myself first.

Answer 3

我今天倒霉透了 Today is sucks (for me).

“让我先填饱肚子再说！”
Let me cram myself with food first.

绝对地道.

Answer 4

Today sucks才对。
Let me grab some food first.

Answer 5

today is not my day.
let me fill my myself first.

Answer 6

你好
taday freaky sucks!
let me get enough and i have enough power to 。。