"Why is a raven like a writing desk?" -The Mad Hatter
为什么乌鸦像写字台？（他自己也不知道）
Mad Hatter: You’re not the same as you were before. You were much more “muchier”. You lost your “muchness”.
Alice: My “muchness”?
Mad Hatter: [Points to Alice’s heart] In there. Something’s missing.
疯帽匠：你跟以前不一样了。你那时更像你。你不再是“你”了！
爱丽丝：不是“我”？
疯帽匠：[手指爱丽丝的心脏]这里，有东西不见了。
Alice: This is all coming from my own mind.
Mad Hatter: Which would mean that I’m not real?
Alice: Afraid so. You’re just a figment of my imagination. I would dream up someone who’s half mad.
Mad Hatter: Yes, yes. But you would have to be half mad to dream me up.
Alice: I must be then. I’ll miss you when I wake up.
爱丽丝：这些都是我想象出来的。
疯帽匠：你是说我并不存在？
爱丽丝：恐怕是的。你只是我想象出来的一个人，我总是会梦到疯疯癫癫的人。
疯帽匠：是啊是啊！但要想象出我的人自己也必须是疯疯癫癫的吧！
爱丽丝：那我一定是的！我醒来后会想你的！
Mad Hatter: Have I gone mad?
Alice: I’m afraid so. You’re entirely bonkers. But I’ll tell you a secret. All the best people are.
疯帽匠：我发疯了吗？
爱丽丝：恐怕是的，你整个
精神错乱。但我要告诉你一个秘密：所有优秀的人都这样。
Mad Hatter: There is a place. Like no place on Earth. A land full of wonder, mystery, and danger! Some say to survive it: You need to be as mad as a hatter.
疯帽匠：有一个地方，跟地面上的世界不一样。那里充满奇幻、神秘和危险！有人说，要在那里幸存下来，你就得像个帽匠一样疯狂。