大概意思都懂，但我自己实在不能译得更有趣一点，如果有现成的最好，没有的话
请帮忙将那几句比较关键的翻出来就好，那堆yes i can,no you can’t就不必了。
F: I can shoot a partridge with a single cartridge
A: I can get a sparrow with a bow and arrow
F: I can live on bread and cheese
A: And only on that?
F: Yes
A: So can a rat
F: I can drink my liquor faster than a flicker
A: I can do it quicker and get even sicker
F: I can open any safe
A: Without being caught?
F: Sure
A: That's what I thought (you crook)
F: Any note you can hold I can hold longer
A: I can hold any note longer than you
F: No, you can't
A: Yes, I can
F:yes, you can...break keep out let air
F: I can jump a hurdle
A: I can wear a girdle
F: I can knit a sweater
A: I can fill it better
F: I can do most anything
A: Can you bake a pie?
F: No
A: Neither can I