求一个四人表演的英语剧本，最好是现在热门的美剧上的片段

Question

求一个四人表演的英语剧本，最好是现在热门的美剧上的片段，比如生活大爆炸啊，人人都恨克里斯，老爸老妈的浪漫史，老友记之类的。最好是搞笑的片段，但是南方公园的那样不要太BT也可以。
不要那种百度上搜索的，那样的我也会。谢谢了。
额 ，再补充下。主要是四个男生表演的，可以有其他人客串

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Answer 1

　　演员: P: Pirate-Grandson. M: Mother.
　　F: Father. K: King -Grandpa.

　　旁白: There are 4 members in a family, Pirate, a 7-year-old naughty boy. His mummy is a beautiful white-collar worker. His dad, Andy Lau is a famous singer, and his dear grandpa, King is a kindly old man. Pirate loves his grandpa most, because King is very spoiling him. He hates his parents. Frankly speaking, he is afraid of them, Because they are very strict with him. .

　　正剧：(P,K出场)

　　P: Old King, Open the TV, I want to see Tom and Jerry. I love that mouse. Quick! No time! I can’t wait another second.

　　K: Oh dear! I nearly forget it. Don’t worry, I open it right now. (作开电视状)

　　P: Ha Ha! It’s really funny! Tom is so good! (作高兴状)
　　Oh no! “The End!” Where is Tom? I hate the end! (摔电视机，作极度气愤状) Old King!? (对K吼)

　　K：Oh, what a pity dog! (作左顾右盼状) Your parents are not here ,and we can change another one ,our brave Pirate, just tell me. I’m sure your demand will be satisfied. (作充满自信状)

　　P：Really! OK! Now, let’s watch Caribbean Pirates!

　　K: Humm, No, it’s unfit for you…… (作犹豫状)

　　P: I just like this film, Old King, you tell lies. You don’t keep your promise.（作气愤欲泣状）

　　K; Oh yes, I play it for you. (作为难状) But please be quite, I’m afraid your parents wound not like us doing these.

　　P: Don’t tell so much! I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I promise it to you. (作自豪自信状)

　　K：OK. (作舒心，安慰状)

　　P: Fight him, kill him. Throw these bad guys into the sea…… (高声喊)

　　K: Xu …….. (作禁声状). Remember your promise, young adult man.

　　P: Oh? What promise? I have forgotten it. (作天经地义状)

　　K: Oh?! You are right（作理解状，因为Pirate一贯如此，出尔反尔）

　　P: Old King. I give you an honorable mission. (作自豪状) Be my horse, and I will ride on your back , let’s help these people in dangerous situation, just like a brave knight.(作勇敢状)

　　K: What! Ride on my back! Be your horse!!(作惊异状)

　　P: Yes, your hearing is very good, any question? (作若无其事状)

　　K: No, No, sound a good idea! Very good! You are a brave Pirate. Now come on my back. (作无奈状)

　　P: (作高兴状，作跃上马背状) Hei! Let’s go! Kill all those bad men. Quick! Run quick! ....... (意气风发状)

　　（M,F携手进场）:

　　P: Oh, my god! Mummy, Daddy! (A,D作慌忙状，挡在电视机前)

　　M: Dad, what are you doing!? Naughty Pirate, isn’t your trick!? (作气愤状)

　　P:（作阳痿状） Mummy, it’s not my fault. Old king let me massage his back. Hei Hei (作心虚状，以掩饰内心的恐惧)

　　M: I don’t believe it. (作严肃状) Dad, isn’t really that? (询问K)

　　K: Yes, of course, I can’t image a child only 5 year old, can massage so good. Oh……. (释然状，因为圆了我的谎)

　　M: Really. I don’t believe the litter pirate can massage, who taught him. (作怀疑状) Dear, isn’t you ?

　　F: No, I haven’t, but I decide to enjoy his massage another day, Do you think so, dear?

　　M: Yes, really a good suggestion.

　　（P，D作惊恐状。A：发抖，D：挥汗)
　　（P挡着电视怕被M、F发现，K也为P作掩饰）

　　P: Mummy, Do you feel a little cold?

　　K: Yes, I can feel it. (边挥汗边说冷)

　　M: No, it’s summer. Really hot, do you catch cold?

　　P: No, No, just my feeling. (更加发抖，一不小心被B看到了电视)

　　M: Pirate, what’s behind you? (疑问状)

　　P: Oh, nothing, nothing! (作惊恐状)

　　M: Move away .little Pirate! (作气愤状)

　　P: Oh no! The storm will come. (捂脸作害怕状)

　　M: Caribbean Pirate! What’s a bad film! Little Pirate!? (气愤状)

　　P: Mummy, I surrender. (作投降状)

　　M: Daddy ,this film is unfit for him , it is full of killing，force and negative passion, and it will let him become bad !

　　K: I know that, but I meat to let him watch Tom and Jerry and he like it very much. Yes? Pirate? (想转移话题与Pirate站在同一战线)

　　P: Yes, a very clever mouse and a stupid cat. (作博学状)

　　M: Dad, don’t let him watch so much TV, it wastes a lot of time, and it is bad for his eyesight. He may become short-sighted. (诚恳状)

　　K: I know the disadvantage. But TV also teaches him a lot of things which he can’t learn from books, Such as survival ability and communication skills. (中气不足状，因为理由不充分)

　　M: Just those force, fighting and cheat? (置疑状)

　　P: Mummy, I apologize that I have cheated you. (诚恳状) I won’t do that next time. Can you forgive me this time, Mummy. (做鬼脸,逗妈妈开心)

　　M: Pick up trick. It doesn’t work this time. (义正言辞状)

　　P: Mummy, not next time, ok? ( 作悲伤状，以引起妈妈的同情)

　　(M不理P)

　　M: Dad. I know you love little pirate very much, but I think you should choose the right way. Spoiling is not true love. It’s the poison in honey. (作严肃状)

　　F: Yes, Dad, Pirate has a lot of things to do. We should be his guide, not to carry out everything he said. We can bring him to the library to see what books attract him most. We can help him to develop his interest, shape his personality, and improve his intelligence and so on. I think it’s the right way to love our little Pirate. Do you think so, dear? (很理智，明晰状)

　　M: It’s just what I want to say. (赞同状 )

　　F: Ok, I should change my way of loving him. I should let him do his own thing and be his guide. (作彻悟状)

　　P: Oh, so much time has passed. I eager to go to wash room, I can’t bear it. (捂小腹，作难受状)

　　K: Ok, I go to bring the paper, don’t worry! I’ll accompany with you. (作习惯性状，因为Pirate的大小便通常都由King主管)

　　M、F：No, let him do that himself, and be his guide. (同声提醒K)

　　K: Oh, yes, little Pirate, it’s your job now, nobody can help. You should do it yourself. (作揶揄状)

　　P: Xi, I have been an adult man of 7 years old. I can do it. (跨进厕所，作藐视状，有什么大不了，不就进个厕所吗)

　　M、F、K: Brave Pirate! (作自豪状，含有夸奖意)

　　P: Oh, my god! The washroom is so large and dark! (害怕状，因为从末一个人进厕所)

　　M、F、K: (All 晕倒)

　　—— The End
　　蛮搞笑的，不过有个妈妈
　　不是热门的美剧上的片段

Answer 2

我倒是英语专业的。考虑到内容表演和台词，《爱丽丝梦游仙境》可以考虑。这是迪士尼最新推出的一部动画，内容新颖，台词搞笑，电影院都在热播当中，如果选择这部电影中的片段来演绎英语剧本，应该会大受欢迎满堂头彩！加油哦！嘻嘻
这是几个人物的英文Characters介绍，希望对你有帮助：

1. Alice--Alice is the main character of the story. She is an English seven-year-old girl with a good imagination, manners and behavior. In many movie versions of the book, Alice usually appears as a blonde girl, wearing a blue dress, white apron over top, stockings, and black 'Mary Jane' shoes.

2. The White Rabbit--The Rabbit is responsible of Alice following him and into Wonderland. He is the first Wonderland Resident Alice meets. In the book and movie versions, the Rabbit wears a waistcoat where he pockets his watch. And at the end of the story, it is revealed that he serves as herald to the King and Queen of Hearts.

3. The Mouse--A peculiar mouse whom Alice befriends, and has a strong hatred of cats and dogs. After Alice stops crying a big pool of tears, he teaches her how to get dry by attending a never ending Caucus Race, which no one loses or wins, and tries to tell her a story of how he hates cats and dogs, but leaves for the Mouse thought Alice was offending him.

4. Pat--The White Rabbit's bumbling servant and gardener, who is an Irish guinea pig.

5. Bill--A lizard who serves as the White Rabbit's chimney sweep. At one time when Alice was stuck at the White Rabbit's house, Bill was sent to get her out, but he was kicked out of the chimney by the might of Alice's giant foot.

6. The Caterpillar--A wise, but rude old bug who gives Alice advice about how to change sizes correctly by eating the mushroom.

7. The Duchess--An angry, ugly, and abusive noblewoman who is a mother to a baby that would later turn to a pig. But later on in the book, she is nicer, which assumes the fact that the pepper makes her angry.

8. The Cheshire Cat--A peculiar feline that always grins and turns invisible at will. He belongs to the Duchess, and is responsible of guiding Alice to the Mad Tea Party. The Cat is the closest friend Alice meets in Wonderland.

9. The Mad Hatter--A wacky man and leader of the Mad Tea Party. He is known to be very rude towards Alice and giving her stupid riddles without any answers. He is also the first witness of the Knave of Hearts' trial.

10. The March Hare--The Mad Hatter's crazed sidekick who is also rude and obnoxious towards Alice. The March Hare is always mad, and maybe slightly stupid and confused ever since the Mad Hatter didn't have the chance to finish his performance at the Queen of Hearts' concert.

11. The Dormouse--The third and sleepy member of the Mad Tea Party Trio. He often sleeps through the party, but the Mad Hatter and the March Hare have ways to rudely wake him up.

12. The Queen of Hearts--A stubborn, violent and cruel tyrant who enjoys beheading people, (which never happens due to the King secretly pardoning those who are to be executed). She has a massive army of playing cards, and they simply do what the Queen says. She is noted to be the villain of the story, and Alice's arch-nemesis.

13. The King of Hearts--The Queen of Hearts' foolish, but caring husband, who pardons those who are about to be beheaded under the wrath of the Queen. He also serves as judge of the Knave of Hearts' trial.

14. The Gryphon--A part-eagle, part-lion creature that leads Alice to his old friend, the Mock Turtle, so she could learn about his childhood.

15. The Mock Turtle--A cow-headed turtle who is an old friend of the Gryphon and told about his childhood and school days to Alice. He also showed her the 'Lobster Quadrille' a funny, but confusing dance.

16. The Knave of Hearts--A noble servant to the King and Queen of Hearts, who was sent to a trial as the accused for stealing the tarts. The Queen often thinks of him as an 'idiot'.

17. Alice's Sister--A minor character of the story. She is Alice's older sister who understands Alice's dream at the end of the book. After Alice went home for tea, her sister dreamt the same dream Alice did, and knew Alice is growing up.

18. Dinah--Alice's pet cat. She did not appear in the book, but was mentioned by Alice several times. She does appear, however in the sequel 'Through the looking Glass', and many movies based on the book.

Answer 3

1. Alice--Alice is the main character of the story. She is an English seven-year-old girl with a good imagination, manners and behavior. In many movie versions of the book, Alice usually appears as a blonde girl, wearing a blue dress, white apron over top, stockings, and black 'Mary Jane' shoes.

2. The White Rabbit--The Rabbit is responsible of Alice following him and into Wonderland. He is the first Wonderland Resident Alice meets. In the book and movie versions, the Rabbit wears a waistcoat where he pockets his watch. And at the end of the story, it is revealed that he serves as herald to the King and Queen of Hearts.

3. The Mouse--A peculiar mouse whom Alice befriends, and has a strong hatred of cats and dogs. After Alice stops crying a big pool of tears, he teaches her how to get dry by attending a never ending Caucus Race, which no one loses or wins, and tries to tell her a story of how he hates cats and dogs, but leaves for the Mouse thought Alice was offending him.

4. Pat--The White Rabbit's bumbling servant and gardener, who is an Irish guinea pig.

5. Bill--A lizard who serves as the White Rabbit's chimney sweep. At one time when Alice was stuck at the White Rabbit's house, Bill was sent to get her out, but he was kicked out of the chimney by the might of Alice's giant foot.

6. The Caterpillar--A wise, but rude old bug who gives Alice advice about how to change sizes correctly by eating the mushroom.

7. The Duchess--An angry, ugly, and abusive noblewoman who is a mother to a baby that would later turn to a pig. But later on in the book, she is nicer, which assumes the fact that the pepper makes her angry.

8. The Cheshire Cat--A peculiar feline that always grins and turns invisible at will. He belongs to the Duchess, and is responsible of guiding Alice to the Mad Tea Party. The Cat is the closest friend Alice meets in Wonderland.

9. The Mad Hatter--A wacky man and leader of the Mad Tea Party. He is known to be very rude towards Alice and giving her stupid riddles without any answers. He is also the first witness of the Knave of Hearts' trial.

10. The March Hare--The Mad Hatter's crazed sidekick who is also rude and obnoxious towards Alice. The March Hare is always mad, and maybe slightly stupid and confused ever since the Mad Hatter didn't have the chance to finish his performance at the Queen of Hearts' concert.

11. The Dormouse--The third and sleepy member of the Mad Tea Party Trio. He often sleeps through the party, but the Mad Hatter and the March Hare have ways to rudely wake him up.

12. The Queen of Hearts--A stubborn, violent and cruel tyrant who enjoys beheading people, (which never happens due to the King secretly pardoning those who are to be executed). She has a massive army of playing cards, and they simply do what the Queen says. She is noted to be the villain of the story, and Alice's arch-nemesis.

13. The King of Hearts--The Queen of Hearts' foolish, but caring husband, who pardons those who are about to be beheaded under the wrath of the Queen. He also serves as judge of the Knave of Hearts' trial.

14. The Gryphon--A part-eagle, part-lion creature that leads Alice to his old friend, the Mock Turtle, so she could learn about his childhood.

15. The Mock Turtle--A cow-headed turtle who is an old friend of the Gryphon and told about his childhood and school days to Alice. He also showed her the 'Lobster Quadrille' a funny, but confusing dance.

16. The Knave of Hearts--A noble servant to the King and Queen of Hearts, who was sent to a trial as the accused for stealing the tarts. The Queen often thinks of him as an 'idiot'.

17. Alice's Sister--A minor character of the story. She is Alice's older sister who understands Alice's dream at the end of the book. After Alice went home for tea, her sister dreamt the same dream Alice did, and knew Alice is growing up.

18. Dinah--Alice's pet cat. She did not appear in the book, but was mentioned by Alice several times. She does appear, however in the sequel 'Through the looking Glass', and many movies based on the book.

Answer 4

当然是 老友记 了

Answer 5

好友两个汉不错