翻译一下这几句英文

Question

10.keep it real
9.no one's ever regretted a tattoo
8.with foreign markets volatile,now's a good time to invest in bonds
7.go to see "toy story3",the toys are back in town
6.always purchase music through authorized retaliers that pay royatlies to the artists
5.don't get mixed up with drugs,gangs or oil executives
4.remenber the magic words:"please"."thank you".and "step off,bitch".
3.money doesn't buy happiness,it buys crazy-ass happiness.
2.if i sign something for you,and i see it on ebay,when you go home,i'm gonna be under your bed
1.don't waste your time watching this show

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Answer 1

10.keep it real
认清现实，保持清醒

9.No one's ever regretted a tattoo
没人后悔纹过身

8.with foreign markets volatile,Now's a good time to invest in bonds
由于国外市场不稳定，现在是买债券的好机会

7.Go see "toy story 3",the toys are back in town
去看“玩具总动员3”吧，那些玩具又回来了

6.Always purchase music through authorized retailers that pay royalties to the artist
通过官方授权的零售店购买音乐，这是给歌手付版税

5.Don't get mixed up with drugs,gangs or oil executive
分清楚毒品，枪支和石油公司主管，别搞混了

4.remember the magic words:"Please","Thank you",and"step off,bitch"
记住几个神奇的词语：“请”，“谢谢”和“婊子，滚开”

3.Money doesn't buy happiness,it buys crazy-ass happiness
钱买不到真正的幸福，但可以买到混蛋的幸福

2.If I sign something for you and I see it on Ebay,when you go home,I'm goona be under your bed.
如果我给你签过名，但你把它放在Ebay上开卖。你要是回到家，就会发现我在你的床底下

1.Don't waste your time watching the show
别把时间浪费在这节目上

Answer 2

保持真实
从没有人对此表示遗憾终身
与国外市场的波动，现在的好时机，投资于债券
去看看“玩具故事3”那个男孩的玩具回镇
总是购买通过该支付方式的艺术家授权的零售音乐
不要混合使用药物，团伙或石油高管
记得了咒语：“请”。“谢谢你”。和“走下，婊子”。
金钱买不来幸福，它购买疯狂，屁股幸福
如果我对你签的东西，而且我看到它在上面，当你回家，我去跟你上床
不要浪费你的时间收看这个节目