求一篇5-7分钟的英语笑话

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如题所述

Answer 1

The First President
A teacher was asking a student a lot of questions,but the student couldnt answer any of them.The teacher then decided to ask him some very easy questions so that he could get a few right.
What was Bunker Hill?she said.
The student thought for some time and then answered,An airport?No,it was a battle,the teacher said.She was getting a littler angry now,but she was trying not to show it.Then she asker,Who was the first president of the United States?
The student thought for a long time,but he didnt say anything.Then the teacher got very angry and shouted,George Washington!
The student got up and began to walk back towards his seat.
Come back!the teacher said.I didnt tell you to go.
Oh,Im sorry,the student said,I thought you called the next student.
第一位总统
老师向一位学生提出了很多问题，可是这位学生却一问三不知。
老师只好换一些极其简单的问题，这样学生也许能答对几个。
“邦克山是什么？”老师问。
学生想了一会儿，然后答道：飞机场。”
“不对，那是一场战役。”老师有些恼火了，但还是努力克制着不流露出来，接着她又问道：谁是美国第一位总统？”
学生想了许久，可还是一言不发。
老师终于怒不可遏，大声喊道：“乔治~华盛顿!”
学生站起来开始朝自己的座位走去。
“回来！”老师说，“我没有让你离开。”
“噢，真抱歉，”学生说，“我还以为您在叫下一位学生呢。”

Answer 2

I Wasn't Asleep

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

"I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

"Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

"I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

我没有睡着

当一群妇女上车之后，车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了，他担心这个人会坐过站，就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他，说：“先生，醒醒！”

“我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。

“没睡着？可是你眼睛都闭上了呀？”

“我知道，我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。追问

谢谢哟。不过还是短了点

追答

😐

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我找了一篇比这个还长一点的，结果被我们部长驳回了

追答

找不到。
这是最长的
要不你说两个凑时间吧

追问

他要我说一个😭

追答

😱

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谢谢啊！

追答

我只是想要采纳😮

Answer 3

你猜追问

(⊙o⊙)…额