求助高手，英语短文翻译，全文要基本通顺，感激不尽。不要机器翻译的。

Question

Monkey Drives Dinosaur Game Extinct
The U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission and DND Imports of Los Angeles recently announced a voluntary recall of something called the Dinosaur Era 2 Hunting Dinosaur playset. Because the monkey contained too much lead. Yes, the monkey. Each set includes a dinosaur. A helicopter. Trees. A hunter. A monkey. And various hunting equipment.
Clearly, time travel is involved. Because how else do you have this particular assortment of organisms in the same place, outside of a creationism museum? Now, if I were a time-traveling hunter looking to live out Ray Bradbury’s story A Sound of Thunder, and bag a dinosaur way back when, I wouldn’t bring a monkey. What’s he going to do, carry the guns? Really bad lesson for the kids. Maybe the idea is to shoot the dinosaur from the helicopter. Which leaves the monkey as the pilot. Another terrible example for children. Seriously, if they ever invent a time machine, they should slap a big warning label on it that says, CAUTION, NO MONKEYS. Also a good policy for DND Imports.

Answer 1

猴子恐龙灭绝。游戏驱动
美国消费者产品安全委员会和DND进口洛杉矶最近公布了一项自愿召回什麽叫做恐龙时代的恐龙playset 2打猎。因为猴子铅含量过高。是的,这只猴子。每套包括一只恐龙。一架直升飞机。树木。一个猎人。一只猴子。设备和各种打猎。
显然,时间旅行都是徒劳的。因为你怎么能有这个特定的各式各样的生物在同一地点,在创造博物馆吗?现在,如果我是一个time-traveling猎人想生活在雷布莱柏利的故事,一个声音如雷,一只恐龙和包回来的路上的时候,我不会把一只猴子。他要做什么,把枪?孩子们很坏的教训。也许这个主意就是射击从直升机。恐龙结果让猴子当飞行员。另一个可怕的示范给这些孩子们。说真的,如果他们曾经发明了一种时间机器,他们应该一巴掌大的标签警告说,小心,没有猴子。也是一个很好的政策,DND进口。

Answer 2

无端端翻译它们干嘛？