又短又简单又好笑的?我还真是少见,可以说是没见过一个呢!我试试吧!哈哈。
1、A little boy asked his father: Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?The father replied: I don 't know son. I 'm still paying!
一个小男孩问他的爸爸,结婚要花多少钱?爸爸说:我不知道,因为我仍然在付帐。
2、One girl went to the preacher and confessed her sin.
Girl: Father, I have sinned.
Preacher: What did you do, little girl?
Girl: Yesterday, I called a man a son of a Bitch.
Preacher: Why? What did he do to you?
Girl: He touched my breast.
Preacher: You mean like this? (The guy did it.)
Girl: (A little shy from the touch) Yes.
Preacher: That's no reason to call him that.
Girl: But he also took off my cloth.
Preacher: You mean like this? (He did it again.)
Girl: Yes, that's what he did.
Preacher: That's still no reason to call him that.
Girl: And he put his you-know-what into my you-know-what...
Preacher: (evil laugh...) You mean like this? (And you-know-what)
Girl: (After a few minutes...) Ugh... Yeah, that's what he did...
Preacher: My dear girl, that's still no reason to call him a...
Girl: But he had AIDS!
Preacher: THAT SON OF A BITCH!
有个女孩向神父告解她所犯的罪。
女孩:神父,我有罪。
神父:你做了什么,小女孩?
女孩:昨天,我骂了某个男人一句杂种。
神父:为什麽?他对你做了什麽?
女孩:他……他摸我的胸部。
神父:你的意思是这样吗?(这家伙做了。)
女孩:(有点不好意思)是。
神父:只是这样子的话你没有理由骂他啊。
女孩:但是他脱光了我的衣服啊!
神父:你的意思是这样吗?(他没有那么做了。)
女孩:是的,是这样子没错。
神父:可是这样子你还是没有理由骂他啊。
女孩:然后……他把他的……那个……放到我的……那个……里面……
神父:(恶笑…)你的意思是这样吗?(和真实檀木)
女孩:(几分钟后…)啊…是的,那是他做…
神父:亲爱的女孩,那是你还是没有理由骂他啊…
女孩:但是他有AIDS呀!
神父:那个杂种!
3、An old lady who was very deaf and who thought everything too dear, went into a shop and asked the shopman:' How much this stuff?'
'Seven dollars, Madam, it is very cheap.' The lady said, 'It is too much, give it to me for fourteen.' 'I did not say seventeen dollars, but seven.'
'It is still too much,' replied the old lady, 'give it to me for five.'
一位耳聋并且总是嫌东西太贵的老太太走进一家商店。
她问店员:“这东西要多少钱?”
“七美元,太太,这是很便宜的。” 老太太说:“太贵了,十四美元差不多。”
店员忙说:“我没说十七美元,是七美元。”
“还是太贵,”老太太说:“五美元,我就买啦。”
4、小明不小心撞到了外教,
小明:I'm sorry.
外教:I'm sorry, too.
小明:I'm sorry three.
外教:What are you sorry for?
小明:I'm sorry five.
……
我不知道这行不行,不过请楼主您一定要采纳我的!求求您了!
追问第一个我看过了,第2.3句太长,第四句怎没还有中文?不过还是谢谢!