英语高手帮忙翻译一句话谢谢

Question

It can buy a House
But not a Home
It can buy a Bed
But not Sleep
It can buy a Clock
But not Time

Answer 1

金钱
可以用来买房子
But not a Home
但是不能买一个家
It can buy a Bed
可以用来床
But not Sleep
但是不能买睡眠
It can buy a Clock
可以用来买时钟
But not Time
但是不能买时间

（后面还有很多）
It can buy you a Book
But not Knowledge
It can buy you a Position
But not Respect
It can buy you Medicine
But not Health
It can buy you Blood
But not Life
It can buy you Sex
But not Love
So you see money isn't everything.
I tell you all this because I am your Friend,
and as your Friend I want to take away your pain and suffering.....
so send me all your money and I will suffer for you.
A truer Friend than me you will never find.
CASH ONLY PLEASE

Answer 2

它能买一所房子
但不是家
可以用来买床
但不是睡眠
可以用来买时钟
但不能买时间

Answer 3

貌似以前有人给我发过此类短信（中文版的）。（金钱）它可以买来房子，但买不来家，它可以买来床，但买不来睡眠，它可以买来钟表，但买不来时间。