第1个回答 2010-12-29
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第2个回答 2010-12-28
话说这位虚荣愚蠢的皇帝羞愤难当地回到宫中,急查两个骗子的行踪,可是早有预谋的骗子已经黄鹤一去无踪影.
尽管皇帝与众大臣谋划,采取了紧急措施杜绝丑闻的传播,但皇帝神气活现的不雅照还是迅速地在网上流传开来.人气直追网络小胖和芙蓉姐姐。由于造成国际影响太坏,民间猜测皇帝是否会引咎退位.后来,由于意识到文过饰非已于事无补,皇帝召开了记者招待会,皇帝戴着墨镜,表情沉痛,表示自己仍会勇敢复出,对于自己愚蠢犯下的错,皇帝表示将会坦然面对,对这一损害国体,伤害百姓感情的事情,皇帝表示了忏悔.
后来感慨万千的皇帝还出了一本书,书名叫作《我与骗子不得不说的故事》。但遗憾的是,这本发行量达一千万本的自传销量并不乐观。无奈只得硬性摊派给了一些行政事业单位,然后这些书最后的归宿是被扔进垃圾桶。事情过去了许多年,现在我奶奶家灶膛边还有一叠,等着和噼哩叭啦冒着火星的柴火作伴哩。本回答被提问者采纳