这两句话说的是什么意思？

Question

1.Program started, my queen, you are not very looking forward to? You do not want to answer? Does not matter, I was patient.
2.Rose Queen and John Prince in the garden secret date.
Prince John: "My sweetheart, one day not see you, I seem to dry up the lake, there is no vitality. Now to see you, I only know how important you are!"
Rose Queen: "Oh, dear, my poor people ah, not your companionship, I feel and the dead trees is no different.Really hope that an early departure of His Majesty That old thing! "

Answer 1

哪来的怪怪句子..

1.Program started,my queen, you are not very looking forward to?
计划开始, 我的皇后.你不是很期待吗?
You do not want to answer? Does not matter, I was patient.
你不想回答吗? 没关系.反正我有耐心..

2.Rose Queen and John Prince in the garden secret date.
Rose皇后和John王子 俩人在花园里秘密约会.(哎哟卧槽)以上是我的吐槽.您可以无视
Prince John: "My sweetheart, one day not see you,I seem to dry up the lake, there is no vitality.
John王子:"我的甜心啊.一天没见你.我就像那干涩的湖泊.完全没有生机.
Now to see you, I only know how important you are!"
现在见到你了,我才知道你对我有多重要..
Rose Queen: "Oh, dear, ah, not your companionship. I feel and the dead trees is no different
Rose 皇后:" 喔.亲爱的, 我可怜的宝贝,没有你的陪伴.我就像那死的树木一样..
Really hope that an early departure of His Majesty That old thing! "
真希望能早点离开那老东西(应该值得是国王)

(...看情况是他国王子和改国皇后斯通..罪过罪过..)

Answer 2

你看到是漫画么？ 嘿嘿 类似凡尔赛玫瑰
1. 游戏开始了，我的皇后。 难道你不是万分的期待么？你不想回答我？没关系，我有的是耐心。
2. Rose皇后和John殿下在花园里秘密约会
John殿下：“我的心上人，虽然只一日未见，对于我来说却像海枯石烂。现在看到你了，我才知道你是多么多么的重要。”
Rose皇后：“亲爱的，我的小可怜啊，没有你在身边，我就犹如枯木一般。现在只想赶紧离开那个老家伙”