英语高手帮忙翻译一下几个短句。

Love is ...the time when he /she slows down in front of the shops selling wedding dresses.
Love is ...dragging her under the loranthus.
Love is ...falling ill together on your honeymoon.
Love is ....squeezing lemon in his /her tea.
Love is ...letting him/her put onion in his/her sandwich.
Love is ...cleaning the bathtube after you've used it.
Love is ...putting the electrical blanket on his side when he comes home late.
Love is ...letting him do the plumber's work.
Love is ...counting until 10 instead of shouting.
Love is ...cooking for yourself when she is away to give birth to the baby.
Love is ...feeling that the new born baby is "ours".
Love is ...allowing the girl you love give inter-city calls to her grandfather.
Love is ...overlooking the wrinkles around her eyes.
Love is ...denying it when he said he is balding.
Love is ...engraving your initials on a tree.

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爱情是:当对方在婚纱店前放慢脚步的时候
在桑寄生下拉扯的时候
在蜜月里同时病倒的时候
往对方的茶里挤柠檬的时候
允许对方在汉堡包里夹洋葱的时候
清洗你刚泡过澡的浴缸的时候
当他回家晚了,你给他那侧的床上铺电热毯的时候
让他通水管的时候
本想发火喊的,却默默以数数到10来代替的时候
当她在医院准备生产,而你自己在家做饭的时候
真实感受到刚出生的小家伙是“我们的孩子”的时候
允许她给她在外地的爷爷打电话的时候
装作没注意到她眼睛边上的皱纹的时候
对他的谢顶持完全否定态度的时候
在树上刻上你们的名字的时候

你看看,在老外的文化里面,居然还把允许老婆给她爷爷打城际电话也当作爱的表达。其实这些爱的表达里面,很多都不适合中国,所以翻的时候不得不加以修改了,否则看起来就会很好笑。
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