帮忙把这段对话翻译成英文。。急需。。

Question

A：请问。
B：什么事？
A：你那样盯着我看，干什么？
B：在那边的墙上，就是你刚刚站的那旁边，有一只蟑螂在爬。
A：啊？
B：现在在这里！。。。开个玩笑。又见面了。
A：你说什么？
B：忘了吗？早上，阶梯那里的鱼！
A：啊！鲈鱼！
B：那是鲪鱼！。。一天见到两次，应该算是命运的安排吧？从早上开始，我一直都在想你的事。
A：我也是。早上开始一直想着你的事。第一节的人类文化学的时候，第二节法语课的时候也是。
B：真的吗？
A：一直在想，为什么我的周围都没有人坐呢？可是，到了第三节艺术课的时候我明白了！是因为我的衣服上有一股鱼腥味！
B：迟钝！
（也这样，一个人说的话一行，另一个人的话另起一行写。。谢谢！）

Answer 1

A：请问。Excuse me
B：什么事？What
A：你那样盯着我看，干什么？Why are you staring at me that way
B：在那边的墙上，就是你刚刚站的那旁边，有一只蟑螂在爬。There was a roach crawling on the wall by which you were standing.
A：啊？what
B：现在在这里！。。。开个玩笑。又见面了。Now it's here!...Just a joke, nice to see you again.
A：你说什么？what are you talking about
B：忘了吗？早上，阶梯那里的鱼！don't you remember? The fish at the stairs, in the morning?
A：啊！鲈鱼！ah! the perch!
B：那是鲪鱼！。。一天见到两次，应该算是命运的安排吧？从早上开始，我一直都在想你的事。That was a red snapper!.. Isn't it fate that we meet twice in one day? I've been thinking about you since morning.
A：我也是。早上开始一直想着你的事。第一节的人类文化学的时候，第二节法语课的时候也是。Me too. I've been doing the same thing since morning. The enthnology lesson, and the French too.
B：真的吗？Really?
A：一直在想，为什么我的周围都没有人坐呢？可是，到了第三节艺术课的时候我明白了！是因为我的衣服上有一股鱼腥味！I've been thinking why nobody wants to sit around me. However, at the third class, the art, I figured out! It's because I've got a fishlike smell on my clothes.
B：迟钝！That's slow.

Answer 2

A: Will.

B: What is it?

A: You like watching me see, do?

B: In the side of the wall, that is, of that you just stand next to, there is a cockroach crawling.

A: ah?

B: here and now! . . . A joke. Met again.

A: What did you say?

B: Forget it? Morning, where the fish ladder!

A: ah! Perch!

B: That's Jun fish! . . Seen twice a day, it should be regarded as fate would have it? From the morning, I have been thinking about your business.

A: Me too. Morning had been thinking about your business. Section I of the study of human culture, when the time is also a lesson in French II.

B: Really?

A: have been thinking, why is no one around me to sit do? However, in the third quarter art lesson when I understand! Because of my clothes on the existence of a fish smell!

B: slow!