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Question

一个中国人在马路上不小心撞到了一个外国人，于是他就用自己有限的英语说了句：I am sorry. 老外出于礼貌说了句：I am sorry,too. 这个中国人把这个too 听错成 two 了，于是他接着回答了句：I am sorry three.老外听过之后就很迷惑，于是问：What are you sorry for? 这个中国人又将for 听错成 four 了，于是有回答了句：I am sorry five 老外彻底晕倒。
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Answer 1

Once, a Chinese guy hit a foreigner unintentionally on the road, and he apologized to the foreigner with his bad English," I am sorry." Politly,the foreigner also said " I am sorry, too." to him. But the Chinese guy listened to the word "too" to the number "two" by mistake, so he continued to say " I am sorry three." The foreigner was totally confused and asked," What are you sorry for?" What is more funny is that he also regarded the word "for" as the number "four" by mistake. Thus he made a reply, " I am sorry five." The foreigner was astonished at once.
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Answer 2

AChineseaccidentally hita foreigneron the street,so heused hislimited Englishsaid:Iamsorry.foreignersout of courtesyto say a sentence:Iamsorry,too.theChineseput the toorightinto two,so hethen answeredsentence:Iamsorrythree.Iheard afteritis very confusing,and ask:Whatareyousorryfor?TheChinesewillforrightinto four,thenanswersentence:Iamsorryfiveforeignerscompletely.追问

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追答

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Answer 3

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