[ti:Super Mario Brothers Rap]
[ar:Benefit]
[al:unknown]
[by:Pink蜗牛]
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[00:00.76]Benefit - Super Mario Brothers Rap
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[00:07.16]LRC制作:Pink蜗牛
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[00:16.60]It's 1986 I'm in the 1st grade,
[00:19.05]I'm workin really hard to get Mario laid.
[00:21.74]I got to save the princess so he could get the pussy,
[00:24.43]believe me Mario will get that ass, so fuck Luigi.
[00:27.87]Mario really wants to get her in bed,
[00:30.09]so bad that he's bustin' up bricks with his head.
[00:32.83]He just wants sex,so forget the wedding bells,
[00:35.67]jumping on mushrooms,led,and turtle shells.
[00:38.47]Droppin down green pipes and secret passageways,
[00:40.89]Makin his move to the end,
[00:42.19]where the final castle lays.
[00:43.80]Eat a magic mushroom grow a little higher,
[00:46.52]eat a white flower and spit balls of fire.
[00:49.00]All these creatures that attack,won't cut mario some slack.
[00:51.67]Oh shit hold on i'll be right back...
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[00:59.15]I'm gonna beat the game if it takes me all summer,
[01:01.72]it's gotta be hard to get laid if your a plumber.
[01:04.45]That's why I'm gonna work extra hard for my man,
[01:07.22]and get him to the end so he can stop usin his hand.
[01:09.79]Mario doesn't want to get hit, he'll shrink,
[01:12.73]the princess won't fuck a little kid, I think.
[01:15.11]So stay calm and attend to your own,
[01:17.51]and evenually the princess will attend to your bone.
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[01:21.00]Save the princess quick,
[01:23.31]because she wants a dick,
[01:26.03]and if you let her free,
[01:28.83]you get the pussy.
[01:31.72]Save the princess quick,
[01:33.96]because she wants a dick,
[01:36.73]and if you let her free,
[01:39.42]you get the pussy.
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[01:42.28]Bowsers tryin to get head from the princess,
[01:44.85]but if it was up to me that shit'll stop this instance.
[01:47.62]cloud people throwin little spiked animals,
[01:50.00]green plants with teeth and attack like cannibals.
[01:52.70]i heard nobody yet run in the princess oven ,
[01:55.34]and mario always says, virgins' i love 'em.
[01:58.15]I hate the cooper troopers so im gonna run up,
[02:00.77]and jump on 1 of their shells till i get 1 of 'em.
[02:03.83]Im gonna keep playin and im never gonna quit,
[02:05.96]cuz some kid told me you could see the princess tits.
[02:08.60]I wanna beat it before any of my frineds do,
[02:11.37]so i could say i put pussy on mario's menu.
[02:13.99]At the end of each level i jump and get the flag,
[02:16.58]and say to myself another castle in the bag.
[02:19.32]i hope bowsers ready cuz he's in for a ride,
[02:21.87]and mario's serious when it comes to homicide.
[02:24.51]The princess is a freak even though she has class,
[02:27.02]Mario will take a plunger and stick it in her ass.
[02:29.81]i hate the cannons that shoot at you constantly,
[02:32.50]and i hate the platfroms that fall out from below me.
[02:35.33]Its all worth while,just to see mario smile
[02:37.90]standing buttnaked profile,
[02:40.54]It was my crusade to get mario laid.
[02:43.10]Super Mario Brother's best game ever made.
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[02:45.68]Save the princess quick,
[02:48.46]because she wants a dick,
[02:51.00]and if you let her free,
[02:53.81]you get the pussy.
[02:56.45]Save the princess quick,
[02:59.07]because she wants a dick,
[03:01.87]and if you let her free,
[03:04.41]you get the pussy.
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