跪求关于友谊的英语笑话,猜谜等...急``````

Question

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Answer 1

Joke:
One Spring afternoon, I came home to find two little girls on the steps of my building. Both were crying hard, shedding big tears.

Thinking they might be hurt, I dropped my briefcase and quickly went over to them. "Are you all right?" I asked.

Still sobbing, one held up her doll. "My baby's arm came off," she said.

I took the doll and its disjointed arm. After a little effort and luck, the doll was again whole.

"Thank you." came a whisper.

Next looking into the tearful eyes of her friend, I asked, "and what's the matter with you, young lady?"

She wiped her cheeks. "I was helping her cry," she said.

Answer 2

一个很有意思的英文笑话，关于男人间和女人间的友谊2007-07-22 23:55Friendship Between Women:

A woman didn’t come home one night. The next day she told her husband that she had slept over at a girlfriend’s house. The man called his wife’s 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.

Friendship Between Men:

A man didn’t come home one night. The next day he told his wife that he had slept over at a buddy’s house. The woman called her husband’s 10 best friends. Eight of them confirmed that he had slept over, and two claimed that he was still there.

Answer 3

the
lyric
of
Auld
Lang
Syne
友谊地久天长
Auld
Lang
Syne
Should
auld
acquanintance
be
forgot，
And
never
brought
to
mind?
Should
auld
acquaintance
be
forgot，
And
days
of
auld
long
syne?
And
here's
a
hand,my
trusty
frien'
And
gie's
a
hand
o'
thine;
We'll
take
a
cup
o'
kindness
yet.
For
auld
lang
syne.
For
auld
lang
syne
my
dear,
For
auld
lang
syne,
We'll
take
a
cup
o'
kindness
yet
For
auld
lang
syne.
友谊地久天长
怎能忘记旧日朋友
心中能不怀念？
旧日朋友怎能相忘，友谊地久天长。
我们往日情意相投，
让我们紧握手，
让我们举杯痛饮，
友谊地久天长。
友情常在我心，
亲密的朋友
举杯痛饮，
同声歌唱友谊地久天长。