我和你去偷瓜里头二锅头三我在家里写作业你在监狱写检讨,的英语怎么翻译？

Question

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Answer 1

我和你去偷瓜里头的二锅头；我在家里写作业, 你在监狱写检讨。
英语：

You and I stole Erguotou from the melon.
I did my homework at home while you wrote your review in prison.