第1个回答 2015-01-16
Legendtalesofalegendarywarriorwhosekungfuskillswasthestaffoflegend,hetraveledtheinsearchofthefoes. Iseeyouliketochew,maybeyoushouldchewonmydesk. Thewarriorsaidnothingforhismouthwasfull,thenheswallowed,andthenhespoke Enoughtalk,let’sfight Hewassodeadlyinfactthathisenemieswillgoblindfortheoverexposuretopureawesomeness Heissoawesome,andattractive. Howcanwerepayyou? Thereisnochargeforawesomenessorattractiveness. Flew! Itmatterednothowmanyfoeshefaced,therewerenomatchforhisfoedesity Neverbeforehadapandabeensofeared,andsoloved. EventhemostrollerheroesinallofChina---thefuriousfive Bowedinrespectofthisgreatmaster Weshallhangout!---agreed Yeh! Buthangingoutwouldhavetowait,becausewhenyouarefacingtenthousanddemonsofdemonmountain Thereisonlyonethingandthat’s Getup You’llbelateforwork! Po~getup! Hi~Po,whatareyoudoingupthere? Oh.nothing Monkey!mantis!crane!viper!tigeress!wow~~ Po,let’sgo!You’relateforwork! Coming~ Sorrydad~ Sorrydoesn’tmakethenoodles~ Andwhatareyoudoingupthere~allthatnoise Oh…Nothing,just..hadacrazy Whatabout?Whatareyoudreamingabout? En.wasi….iwasdreamingabout..en…noodles. Noodles?Youwerereallydreamingaboutnoodles? Yeh…whatelsehaveIdreamedabout? Oh,careful,thatsoupissharp! Happyday!Mysonfinallyhadthenoodledream! Youdon’tknowhowlongIhavebeenwaitingforthismoment! Thisisasign,Po~ En..asignofwhat? You,arealmostreadytobeentrustwiththesecretingredientofmysecretingredientsoup, Andthenyou’llfulfillyourdestinyandtakeovertherestaurant! JustasItookitoverfrommyfather,whotookitfromhisfatherwhowonit FromagamenamedMajiang. Dad,dad,dad…thiswasjustadream. No,itwasjustthedream. Wearenoodlefolkbrothrunthoughourveins. Dad,didn’tyouever…wanttodosthelse?sthbesidesnoodles? Actually.whenIwasyoungandcrazy,Ithoughtaboutrunningawayandlearninghowtomaketofu. Sowhydidn’tyou? Becauseitwasastupiddream! Canyouimaginememakingtofu? Hahahaha……tofu……no! Weallhaveourplaceinthisworld,mineishere,andyoursis… Iknow…ishere. No…it’sthetableto2,5,7and12! Serviceswiththesmile! Welldone!students!ifyouaretryingtodisappointme,tigeressyouneedmoreaccuracy, Monkeyquickerspeed,cranehike,vipersubtlety,mantis…! MasterShifu! What? it’smasterWugui,hewantstoseeyou. Masterwugui,yousummonedme?IsSthwrong? Whymuststhbewrongformetoseemyoldfriend? So…nothingiswrong? Well,Ididn’tsaythat. You’resaying… Ihaveanvision…Tailangwillreturn. Thatisimpossible!Heisinprison! Nothingisimpossible… Sing!Flytoprison!Doubletheguards,doubletheweapons,doubleeverything, Tailangdoesnotleavethatprison. Yes!Mastershifu. Whenoftenmeetdestinyontheroad,ittakeswhatitreallyto… Wehavetodosth,beforehemarchonthevalley,andtakearrange…he’ll…he’ll… Mindthiswater,myfriend Whenitisagitated,itbecomesdifficulttosee. Butifyouallowittosettle,theanswerbecomesclear.thedragonscroll.Itistime… Butwho?Whoisworthytobetrustedwiththissecrettolimitthispower? Tobecomethedragonwarrior? Idon’tknow~ Excuseme…sorry… Hey~~~watchyourpose~ Sorry~ Sorry!doesn’tinpurpose~ What!Master’schoosingthedragonwarrior,today! Everyone!Everyone!Go!Gettothejadepalace! Oneofthefiveisgoingtolgetthedragonscroll! We’vebeenwaitingforthisforthousandsofyears!justleavethebowl! Thisisthegreatestthinginkungfuhistory!leaveaboutit,kidsgo~ Po~whereareyougoing? Tothejadepalace… Don’tforgetyournoodlecar!Thewholevalleywillbethere,you’llsellnoodlestoallofthem~ Sellingnoodles? But,dad…youknowIwasthinking…maybei…Ibecomesthingking… Couldalsosellthebeanbundles,they’re…they’reabouttogobad… That’smyboy!Itoldyouthatdreamwasasign!~ Yeh~gladIhadit~ Almostthere! What?no…no…no… Sorry~po~we’llbringyoubacksouvenir. No,I’llbringmebacksouvenir. Itisahistoricday,isn’tit,MasterWugui? Yes…andIevenfeltIwillnotlivetosee~ Areyourstudentsready?---yesmasterwugui. Youknowthis,oldfriend,whoeverIchoosewillnotonlybringpeacetothevalley,butalsotoyou~ Let’sourtournamentbegin~ Nonono~wei…I’vecome… Hey~openthedoor~letmein~ Citizensofthevalleyplease~itismyquitehonortopresentyou…tigeress,viper,crane,monkey,mantis! ----thefuriousfive Thefurious5? Warriors,prepare~ Nono,pickitahole Thethousandstonsoffire~ Wow~kookatthere!Hey~getaway! Andfinally!mastertigeress~ Believeme!citizens!you’venotseenanythingyet~ Iknow! Tigeress,playon!Andherplaysofgests~ Isensethedragonwarriorisamongus. Citizensofthevalleyofthepeace! Masterwuguiwillnowchoosethedragonwarrior! Oh?nonono,wait Po!whatareyoudoing! Oh,well…mean,it’snonelikeyougoinganywhere Wouldyouturnaround? Sure…hey,how’s…how…getyoufind…masterchifu Someonebrokethat…butI’mgoingtofixitup… Doyou…havesomeglue… So,you’rethelegendarydragonwarrior~ Iguessso~ Wrong!Youarenotthedragonwarrior!you’llneverbethedragonwarrior! Untilyouhavelearntthesecretofthedragonscroll. So..howisthisyou? Doyouhavealadder,trampoline… Youthinkisthateasy… I’mgoingtojusthandyouthesecrettothislimitlesspower?! No…I… Onemustfirstmasterthehighestlevelofkunfu,andthatisclearlyimpossibleifthatoneissomeonelikeyou. Someonelikeme? Yes!Lookatyou! Thisfatprat WhatSensitiveinthefattyparts… Andthisridiculousvalley!And,outer!Disregard,forpersonalhygine… Waitaminute…that’salongcountfor… Don’tstandthatcloseIcansmellyourbreath… WuguisaidthatIwas…the… TheWushifingerhold?Fingerhold? Oh…youknowthishold… Developedbymasterwushiinthethirddynasty,yes! Oh~thenYoumustknowwhathappenswhenIflexmypinky Nonononno… Youknowthehardestpartofthis? Thehardestpartiscleaningthepassedbloods.. Ok…oktakeiteasy… Nono…listen Panda,wuguimayhavepickedyou… ButwhenIthrewwithyou,Ipromiseyou Iaregoingtowish,he,hadn’t!areweclear? Yeh…weclear,clear,we’resoclear! Good…Ican’twaittogetstart~ Let’sbegin! Wait,wait,wait…what… Unlessyouthinkgreatwuguiwaswrong…andyou’renotthedragonwarrior~ Ok…well IthinkIcan’tdoall…those…moves…en… Wow…ifwedon’ttry,weneverknow… Yeh..it’sjust…maybewecanfindsomethingmoresuitedmylevel.. Andwhatlevelisthat …IknowI’m…notamaster…let’sjuststartzero,levelzero There’snosuchthingaslevelzero~ Hey~maybeIcanstartwiththat~ That?Weusethatfortrainingchildren~ Andforpropingthedooropenwhenitishot~ Butifyouinsist… Wow~thefuriousfive~you’resomuchbiggerthanyouractionfigures~ Exceptyou~mantis,you’reaboutthesame. Goahead,panda…showuswhatyoucando ShallIJustwaitthemtogetbacktoworkandstart… Hitit! Ok…Imean,I’mjustadate…someisstilldigesting Somykungfumaynotbeasgoodas…lateron… Justhitit! Whatyouget…hecannothingbutIcanstandrighthere.. Pickonmyfriends? Getreadytofeelthethunder~ Lookatmycrazyfeet,whatwillyoudoaboutmycrazyfeet! Comeon~I’mbluredI’mblured…you’veneverseenbear’sstyle~ He’sonlyseenplayingmantisormonkeystyle~andsnake’ssnake~ Whydidn’youhitit! Oh…Allright~allright~ Onetryagain~alittleharder~ How’sthat? Thathurts… ThiswillbeeasierthanIthought~ Mytenders… HowdiditthatIdo~ There’snowalevelzero~ There’snowords… Nodenyingthat… Idon’tunderstandwhatmasterwuguiwasthinking… ThePoorguyjustgetshimselfkilled Heissomighty…thedragonwarrior~ Felloutoftheskyandfulloffire Whenhewalks,theverygorgeshades… Onewouldthinkthatmasterwuguiwouldchoosesomeonewhoactuallyknowkungfu… Yeh..Orcouldatleasttouchhistoes…orevenseehistoes Ok…great… Hey..hi…you’reup… I’mnow… Iwasjust…someday……mykungfustaff…work,youmightthinkso… I’vehadalongandratherdisappointingday…so…yeh…i…shouldtroublygettosleepnow Yehyehyeh…ofcourse… Okthanks It’justhowIessenciallybeafan… You’retotallyamazingatthebankofweepingriver~ Irememberedthousandsofones…youdidn’tstop Oh…sorryaboutthat… Look!Youdon’tbelonghere. Iknow…Iknow…you’reright… Idon’thave…it’sjustamywhole-lifedream… Nono…Imean…youdon’tbelong…here!Imean,inthisroom…thisismyroom Crane’sproperty. Oh~ok~right,right So..yeh…youwanttogettosleep?! Iwon’tpickyouup~wegetthingstomorrow! You’reawesome…LastthingIwanttosay,okbyebye Wow… Whatwasthat? Ididn’tsayanything~ Ok~allright~goodnight~sleepwell~ Itseemedalittleawkward… Mastertigeress!Did’tIwakeyou!?Just… Youdon’tbelonghere… Yeh..yeh…ofcourse,thisisyourroom… Imeanyoudon’tbelonginthejadepalace… You’redisgracedkungfu…Ifyouhaveanyrespectforwhoweareandwhatwedo,you…willbegonebymorning~ Bigfan~~~ IseeyouhavefoundthesecretpeachtreeofheaventhatIknewwasthen Isthatwasthisis…Iwassosorry… IjustTakeitasaregularpeach…tree… Iunderstand,youeatwhenyou’reupset. Upset?I’mnotupset!whywhywhymakesmeupset… Sowhyareyouupset? Iprobablysuckedtoanyoneinthehistoryofkungfu.inthehistoryofchina,andinthehistoryofsucking… Probably…inthefive…manyoushouldseetheytotallyhateme… Totally? Howcanshifuoverturnmeintothedragonwarrior? I’m…notlikeThefive,I’vegotnoclaws,nowings,novenom… Evenmantishasthose…things… MaybejustIshouldjustquitandgobacktomakemynoodles. Quit,don’tquit,noodles,don’tnoodles. You’retooconcernedwithoutsideworldandwhatwillbe, Thereisasaying,Yesterdayishistory,tomorrowismystery, Buttodayisagift,Thatiswhyit’scalledthepresent(thegift)本回答被提问者采纳