急需英语幽默小故事一则(带翻译)，英语课duty用，1分钟左右初中水平即可！

要搞笑的，不要偏难偏长，简单易懂，要中文翻译，Thank you ！

第1个回答推荐于2017-11-26

英语幽默小故事 A Boy with a Big Head
"Don't listen to them," his mother said, "You have a beautiful head. Now stop crying and go to the store to buy twenty pounds of patotoes."
　　"Where is the shopping bag?"

　　"I haven't got one-use your hat
大头娃娃

　　一个小男孩向他母亲哭诉道：“他们都取笑我，说我脑袋大。” “别听他们的，”他母亲安慰道，“你有一个很漂亮的脑袋。好啦，别哭了，去商店买十斤土豆来。”

　　“购物袋在哪儿？”

　　“没购物袋了----就用你的帽子吧。”本回答被网友采纳

第2个回答 2013-09-17

A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don't know which side to write the other 5!

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