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一:我教老师 Mother asked her little boy, Darling, what did the teacher teach you today?Nothing, Mum, answered the son proundly, instead, she asked me how much one plus two was, and I told her three.母亲问她年幼的'儿子:宝贝,今天老师教了你些什么?儿子...
有哪些
英语小笑话
?给我来十个(越短越好)
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英语笑话
(一) 老师在黑板上写了一句:Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道:“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上
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课时跟老师说:May I go to the toilet? 老师说:Go ...
又
幽默
又短的
英语笑话
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一、英语幽默短笑话1:
Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on.迈克
:妈妈,我想看电视。妈妈:今晚停电了。迈克:那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。二、英语幽默短笑话2 The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made,...
英语幽默短笑话
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英语幽默短笑话1.
Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on.迈克
:妈妈,我想看电视。妈妈:今晚停电了。迈克:那我们就点着蜡烛看吧。英语幽默短笑话2. The Fish Net "Can you tell me what fish net is made, ...
英语小笑话
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简短
的,速度哦
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2、A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. "What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?
""I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered."You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested ...
超
简短
的
英语笑话段子
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超
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英语笑话段子
(一) 顾客:小心,你的大拇指在我汤里了!服务员:别担心,先生,不是很烫!Diner: Watch out! Your thumbs in my soup!Waiter: Don't worry, Sir, it's not that hot!一个服务员给顾客拿来了牛排,大拇指在牛肉上。“你疯了吗?”顾客喊到,“你的...
5个浅显易懂的
英语小笑话
有哪些?
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“No ma’am but I hate to see you standing there all by yourself!”一个老师在对学生们讲心理学,“谁认为自己蠢就站起来?”她一开始就说。小约翰尼站了起来。“你认为你很蠢吗,小约翰尼?”老师问。“不是的,老师,我只是不喜欢看你一个人站着。”2、爆笑
英语小笑话
2:A great man...
十个
简短
的
英语小笑话
[简短有哲理的
英语笑话
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简短
有哲理的
英语笑话
篇一 Coffee Problem A man was at the doctor's office. "Every time I drink a cup of coffee, Doctor, I have astabbing pain in my right eye. What should I do?" he asked ."Take the spoon out of your cup. " answered the doctor.咖啡问题 一位男子来...
英语幽默笑话
超短
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英语幽默笑话
如下:1.Before the final examination, Tom told his mother, "Mom, I had a dream last night that I'd passed today's exam.""Don't trust dreams, dear. It is said what you experience in dreams usually turns out to be the opposite." Mother replied."Then I do ...
英语小笑话
(带翻译)短些
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1、Goldfish金鱼 Stan: I won 92 goldfish.Fred: Where are you going to keep them?Stan: In the bathroom 。Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath?Stan: Blindfold(蒙眼睛)them!斯丹:我赢了 92 条金鱼。弗雷德:你想在哪儿养它们?斯丹:浴室。弗雷德:但是你想洗澡...
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